My House-Sitting Self Checklist

• Wake up. (Feeling like P Diddy)
  
• Take dog out for a walk. (Only pees)
  
• Vacuum  dog/cat hair off of EVERYTHING. (A'chew!)
  
• Clean Glass/Windows. (Windex)
  
• Clean Table/Counter/Etc Tops. (Multi Purpose)
  
• Find Cat Throw-up on the sofa. (Really? You couldn't vomit on all of this floor? *Poor kitty*)
  
• Put sofa covers into the laundry. (How does this work again?)
  
• Change Stinky Litter Boxes. (Dang these cats poop/pee a lot)
  
• Clean up poop that the cats took out of the litter box. (Don't play with your own poo)
  
• Vacuum laundry room. (Might as well)
  
• Find poop on the floor of the living room that the dog just did. (You couldn't do that on our walk?)
  
• Water front yard plants. (One of the cats knows how to open the front door and kept trying to escape)
  
• Water backyard plants. (Got stung by a wasp...)
  
• Put sofa cover in the dryer. (I hope this works)
  
• Take a couple nasal spritzes. (Mildly allergic to cats and dogs *Ironic*)
  
• Take a quick shower. (Why is the hot nozzle on the cold side?)
  
• Get dressed for the day. (Is that cat hair all over my shirt?)

Next on the list is Taco Bell. (Hopefully nothing goes wrong there!)